Fun Things,  from bill.co.nz

Just a small, random collection of things which make some people smile.

CAUTION... Some things which are funny can also be considered by some to be a bit rude.
Before following the R links, self-check if you may be likely to take offence at a few swear words or possibly inappropriate images.

PPS Files....  Some of these files need to be viewed in MS PowerPoint. If you don't have PowerPoint, you can download a viewer here - for free. PowerPoint Viewer 2007

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• Toyota will not be laying-off staff. They have redeployed most of them!
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• LED Sheep. High Tech display of sheepherding from Wales.
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• Ikea (Yes, the chain department store) is reportedly buying a division of General Motors, and has announced its intention to enter the automobile market.
  Those who have shopped at Ikea will understand that we should all be concerned.
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• Need A Painter?
  Here is some spectacular work from a guy in the States (Eric) who specialises in converting drab old walls into simulations of spectacular scenes.
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• "To My Friends"
  A PowerPoint slideshow with some beautiful thoughts set to music with exquisite photos.
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• The Human Brain:
  Visual mind tricks to stimulate (or shut down) your brain.
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• Wynns For Cars.
  A new application from Wynns for troublesome cars.
  A humorous video (with a couple of swear words)
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• Who Tows Wins?
  This is a really cool one back at the indiscriminate towie, by a girl (who in any other country would be called blonde).
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• Where is My Car?
  As in where did Wallie park his car.... Everywhere by the look of it.
  A novel collection of car parking accidents.
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• Catch the Moment.
  This is a PowerPoint presentation of some amazing situations "caught mid-flight" by a camera.
  Well worth watching! (it's a large-ish file, 3.00MB but well worth the wait.)
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• "The Mitre 10 Ads."
  We all giggled at the Mitre 10 TV Advertisements... especially the one where the kids in the sandpit said "Hey Jonesy - give us a hand with the job Saturday"… and Jonesy (the Aussie) says "Mate, you'd be dreaming"
  Well here they are:
  • Aussies!  No surprises there!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvTwSjFw7QQ&NR=1
  • Mitre 10 classroom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIkjNj-FfA4
     
• How to write PR and Marketing Spin.
  A classic example.
  Read This>>
   
• Definition of Common Business Terms.
  Here is a series of analogies that attempt to explain the differences between Marketing and Advertising… and a host of other "fluffy" marketing terms.
  It is "Tongue in Cheek" (or as we prefer to say in the business "Within reality bounds")
  (Even with a degree in Marketing, you can still be at a loss to explain what it really is!)
  Read it All Here.. (But hurry, it's available FOR A LIMITED TIME only)>>
   
• So You Think You Can Drive?>>
  Take a look at the SAAB Performance Driving Team.
   
• Bubble Wrap>>
  Are you one of us that loves popping Bubble-Wrap?
  Fill your boots!
   
• The Answer to All Chain Letters.>>
  Billy Connolly has some excellent thoughts about unwanted emails.
  I've put it on a page, which you can just copy and send to anyone who…?  (Billy says "Pisses you off")
  So you get a chain email?
  Copy and paste this link then send it right back.  The Answer to All Chain Letters.>>
  Keep it going...
   
• Christmas Illuminations.
  Here's a wonderful video of a house - and garden - decorated for Christmas, with all lights sychronised to music.
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• Disney Shocker>>  R18.
  These two girls have been banned from Disneyland for life!
  You cannot make likenesses of Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse... no matter how good you think they are.
  Do NOT follow this if you are offended by nudity or by people blaspheming Mickey and Minnie!
   
• Get Yourself the SUMSING TURBO. 
  Better than an iPhone.
  Absolutely the best and latest gadget.
  View Here>>
   
• Screen Cleaner>>
  Monitor screens can get dirty on the inside too....
  Here's how to get your monitor clean on the inside. This is cute.
  (There is also an R18 version: polisher (R18))
   
• Funny Cats>>
   
• Someone Stole my Wheels >>
  Some dirty scum-bag stole my wheels.
  Here's the report, with photographic evidence.... If anyone can help... well that would be great!  And it's probably a timely reminder to you of what can happen... and may prompt you to take steps to avoid the same disaster.  
  (Here is a PowerPoint file if you want.. Someone Stole my Wheels >>)
   
• Things to do with a Dirty Car>>
  Quite amazing pieces of art
   
• Pool Party>>
  Come to our Pool Party.... We're having music and a Barbecue.
   
• Of course you could always take it to a car wash.…
  A girlfriend was coming to our Pool Party... but she didn't show up.
  It’s happened before and she’s said “I got delayed in the car wash”
  We thought – Yeah OK.. Blond girl.. technology.. seems reasonable.
  Then the photographic evidence arrived:
   
• Harley Limousine>>
  Just the thing for a biker who thinks he's done it all.
   
• The Juggling Finale>>
  This would be the most amazing display of juggling - to music - that I've ever seen.
   
• Manufacturing Outsource Problems>> 
  A cute dig at the potential problems of "manufacturing outsourcing"
  Illustrates the potential differences between a Harley Davidson made in Milwaukee and one made in India.
   
• The Global Village>>
  A very beautiful production - with some truly wonderful photo-scenes - which illustrates how well-off most of us are in the world. If you think things are difficult, this might illustrate how fortunate you really are.
   
• The Fitness Studio>>
  What can go wrong at the Gym... if you "mess with the equipment"  - Just a good fun animation.
   
• The Art of Vincent van Gogh>>
  A powerpoint with some of Vincent's best pieces set to music.
   
• So You Think YOU are Having a Bad Day?>>
  A Powerpoint of "crisis at work"
   
• The Wrong Bike>>.... R18. (not for children)
  This is a very funny movie adaptation - about buying a very important person the wrong motorcycle.
  It contains some swearing - although not as much as a Gordon Ramsey show.
   
• Bugging You>>.   Just good fun.
   
• John West Only Takes the Best>>.  Just good fun.
   
• Crystal Ball Mind Reader>>  Psychic numerology program.  Just good fun
   
• Alien Card Game>>  One of those "How did you do that?" card games.  Just good fun.
   

• "Things you see on the roadside"....
  
  

   

  Refreshingly Ginger... Advertising a new brand of Ginger Beer:
  
  Noticed and photographed by Judy, on the side of the Auckland Southern Motorway at Bombay. A flock of sheep dyed "Ginger" in line with a TV ad, for Ginger Beer, that at the time was suggesting "many things are going ginger"
   

   

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